Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a page."
Miss Myelin: "Hi, I'm a Multiple Sclerosis patient of yours, and I wanted you to know I'm in the emergency room. The doctor here is probably going to call you."
Dr. Grumpy: "Okay... Why did you go to ER?"
Miss Myelin: "I lost vision in my left eye. I didn't want to bother you, so I came right in. I was worried that I should get it checked out."
Dr. Grumpy: "Sounds like you did the right thing. Has the doctor seen you yet?"
Miss Myelin: "No, but they just got me back here."
Dr. Grumpy: "When did you lose vision in your eye?"
Miss Myelin: "About a month ago."
Dr. Grumpy: "A MONTH AGO? Why didn't you call me?!!!"
Miss Myelin: "Like I said, I didn't want to bother you."
Dr. Grumpy: "Did you start the MS medication, the Tyglatfiderexa, that I prescribed 2 months ago?"
Miss Myelin: "No. I don't know why you gave me that. I informed you at the first visit that I won't take narcotics."
Dr. Grumpy: "It's not a narcotic! I told you that. It's for your immune system. Who said it was a narcotic?"
Miss Myelin: "This lady I met."
Dr. Grumpy: "Is she a doctor?"
Miss Myelin: "No, she's the cashier at Qwik-Mart. But I think her boyfriend's dad is."
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