On call yesterday I was in ER, examining a lady who'd just had a seizure. From the other side of the curtain I hear this:
Her: "Did you cover it? I don't want to catch diseases."
Him: "Yes. Now I'm going to put it in."
Her: "Please be gentle. I'm very sensitive there."
Him: "Of course."
Her: "Is it in yet?"
Him: "Just a little bit, I need to put it in further."
Her: "Ow! Don't push so hard!"
Him: "Sorry... It's in now."
Her: "I can feel it."
Him: "And... I'm done. I pulled it out. That wasn't so bad, was it?"
Her: "Only when you first put it in, but it went fast."
And it was... A male nurse checking a tympanic temperature on an elderly lady.
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