Dr. Grumpy: "What can I do for you?"
Mr. THC: "Well, a friend and I were smoking marijuana a few weeks ago, and I mean a lot of it. At one point, I took my pulse, and it was up to, like, 20,000 beats per minute."
Dr. Grumpy: "Is this why you're seeing a neurologist?"
Mr. THC: "Yeah, my internist sent me to a cardiologist, who sent me to you."
Dr. Grumpy: "Okay... So, 20,000 beats per minute really isn't physiologically possible. Maybe it was the effects of the marijuana."
Mr. THC: "That's what they said! But I know they're wrong! I counted them myself!"
Dr. Grumpy: "20,000 is a pretty big number to count up to in 60 seconds."
Mr. THC: "I was able to do it because time had slowed down, and that helped."
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