Since the overpaid crybabies of the NBA have decided to indefinitely postpone their season, I thought I'd bring you a summary of my athletic career. Which I didn't get paid for at all.
In the mid-80's my college roommate suckered me into playing for the Catholic Newman Center's intramural basketball team at BSU. This was because he couldn't find a 5th Catholic guy willing to play. So I was a ringer.
None of us had any reasonable basketball experience, and had never even met before the first game. In spite of this, we put together an impressive record during the 5 game season:
Game 1: Lost, 83-10 (a record that I'm told still stands at BSU).
Game 2: Lost, 75-15 (obviously, we were improving on both offense and defense).
Game 3: Forfeited, because we only had 4 guys show up.
Game 4: Forfeited, because we only had 3 guys show up.
Game 5: Disqualified because we'd forfeited 2 previous games.
And that was our season.
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