Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a page."
Mr. Tech: "Yeah, I'm calling from Local Lab about your patient, Hugh Neverheardofhim. His sodium is 114, and his potassium is..."
Dr. Grumpy: "This isn't my patient."
Mr. Tech: "Well, your phone number is on the order. Aren't you Dr. Grumpy, the nephrologist?"
Dr. Grumpy: "No, I'm a neurologist."
Mr. Tech: "Whatever. I'm just notifying you of your patient's abnormal labs."
Dr. Grumpy: "It's not my patient! You've got the wrong doctor!"
Mr. Tech: "Okay, who should I call now?"
Dr. Grumpy: "His kidney doctor!"
Mr. Tech: "Do you know his number?"
Dr. Grumpy: "No! I don't even know who it is."
Mr. Tech: "Can you look it up for me?"
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