I'm seeing the elderly Mrs. Cuticle, who's accompanied by her 2 adult daughters. We stopped talking for a few minutes so I could review records they'd brought, and...
Daughter 1: "When are you getting your nails done?"
Daughter 2: "I don't get my nails done. I've never liked it."
Daughter 1: "Well, you should. I mean, it's Autumn. I bet they could do them in some pretty seasonal colors."
Daughter 2: "I don't care, I don't want to get them done."
Daughter 1: "It helps them grow better."
Daughter 2: "It does not."
Daughter 1: "You'll look much nicer in church. It would really improve your appearance."
Daughter 2: "Are you calling me ugly?"
Daughter 1: "No, but you never..."
Daughter 2: "Zip it."
Daughter 1: "Mom, don't you think..."
Mrs. Cuticle: "Shut up. Why can't you ever NOT cause trouble?"
Daughter 1: "You always take her side."
Daughter 2: "Can you blame her?"
Mrs. Cuticle (whips out phone): "I'm calling Michael to give me a ride home. Both of you get out."
Daughter 1: "But Mom..."
Mrs. Cuticle: "Get out or you're grounded!"
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