Mary: "Can I get a copy of your insurance card?"
Mr. Garda: "Sure, hang on... Um, I can't find it."
Lady Garda: "JIM!!! Did you lose it again?"
Mr. Garda: "I guess I did... It must have fallen out at the restaurant last night."
Lady Garda: "For Pete's sake! This is the 5th insurance card you've lost this year! I'm tired of calling them to get you a new one!"
Mr. Garda: "I'm sorry..."
Lady Garda: "You're lucky I carry an extra around for you!" (hands card to Mary) "You're a freakin' policeman! Grumpyville trusts you to carry a loaded gun everywhere, and you can't even keep track of a damn insurance card!"
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