Mrs. Bos: "I need to find a new internist."
Dr. Grumpy: "What's up? You've been with Dr. Moonray for years?"
Mrs. Bos: "He went to some seminar on 'natural health' and now he tells me that my epilepsy is from drinking milk. He said that if I stop all dairy products, my epilepsy will cure itself, and I can quit taking Depakote."
Dr. Grumpy: "You've had epilepsy since you were a kid, haven't you?"
Mrs. Bos: "Yeah, and it runs in my family. My sister actually died a few years ago when she stopped her medications, and he says I should sue her doctor because he never discussed stopping milk with her."
Dr. Grumpy: "Wow."
Mrs. Bos: "Yeah, and when I told him that I liked and trusted you, he told me you were secretly being paid by the pharmacy and dairy companies to hide the truth about medications and milk from your patients."
Dr. Grumpy: "WHAT?!!!"
Mrs. Bos: "Yeah, that's exactly what I said."
Pause
Dr. Grumpy: "Let me give you some names..."
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