First off, we have this sign spotted at a Burger King. Even ignoring the grammar issues, it has to be the most unenthusiatic, uninviting, unappealing ad for a birthday party I've ever seen.
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| Just makes you want to yell "Sign me up!" huh? |
Next is this fine beverage. Because what could be more enticing than a beer whose name translates to "Sudden Death"?
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| "Preferred 2-to-1 over Kool-Aid." |
My reader Leigh recently got her water bill, and was horrified to find her city is spending tax dollars on a talking toilet mascot named "Leaky Loo McFlapper." They're claiming he's "world famous" (hell, I can't even find a FaceBook page for him) though at least he's not artisanal.
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| "Someday I hope to work up to McD's, when Grimace retires." |
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And, lastly, there's this technological breakthrough. Because what good is a $300 phone if you can't use it to open a beer?
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| Opening a beer? There's an app for that. |
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