Local hospital just hired a Somali interpreter, to help with Somali refugees settling in Grumpyville.
He's a nice guy, fluent in both English and Somali (Spanish and French, too), and remarkably helpful.
But, there is one issue with him.
His name (pronounced and spelled as you'd expect) is...
God.
Yup. God.
So when I'm on call, I get to say & hear things I never thought I would:
"Can someone get God on the phone?"
"Where can I find God? MRI?"
"Thank God! God is here!"
"Did you put God on hold?"
"I think God went to lunch."
"Is God out sick today?"
"If God calls back, patch him through to my cell phone."
"If anyone sees God, send him to room 7."
And my favorite: "God's in the pharmacy, talking to Jesus."
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