As my regular readers know, I hate going to Walmart. I'm afraid of ending up on People of Walmart. I've actually seen some of my patients on the site (REALLY!).
But, yesterday afternoon, Mrs. Grumpy stopped at one because it was on the way home, and since it was Mother's day I didn't want to argue.
So we go in, and (of course) one of my Alzheimer's patients is working as the entrance greeter. His wife is also there, keeping an eye on him.
Mr. Cognex: "Hi! Welcome to Walmart!"
Dr. Grumpy: "Hi."
Mrs. Cognex: "Oh, it's Dr. Grumpy, honey! You remember him?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Hi, Mrs. Cognex."
Mr. Cognex: (looks at me): "Oh, do you see Dr. Grumpy?"
Mrs. Cognex: "No, honey, you see Dr. Grumpy."
Mr. Cognex: "Who's Dr. Grumpy?"
Mrs. Cognex: "This gentleman is Dr. Grumpy."
Dr. Grumpy: "Hi."
Mr. Cognex: "Welcome to Walmart! Are you on your way to see Dr. Grumpy now?"
Mrs. Cognex: "Enjoy shopping at Walmart, Dr. Grumpy."
Dr. Grumpy: "Thank you."
Mr. Cognex: "Nice meeting you. Maybe I'll see you at the doctor's. Welcome to Walmart!"
Maybe now my wife will understand...
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