Yesterday afternoon I was in my office, waiting for a new patient. Mary came back, and told me I needed to come talk to the patient's wife at the counter. So I went up front.
Dr. Grumpy: "Can I help you, ma'am?"
Mrs. Wife: "Yes, my husband is down in the car."
Dr. Grumpy: "Is he okay?"
Mrs. Wife: "He's fine, but it's raining."
Dr. Grumpy: "Yes."
Mrs. Wife: "He hates rain."
Dr. Grumpy: "Uh-huh."
Mrs. Wife: "Look, can you come out to the lot and do the appointment in the car?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Why can't he come up here?"
Mrs. Wife: "He doesn't like the rain."
Dr. Grumpy: "Do you need an umbrella? I can loan you mine."
Mrs. Wife: "He doesn't use umbrellas. He's superstitious."
Dr. Grumpy: "I'm afraid I can't help you. I don't do car calls."
Mrs. Wife: "Can I reschedule to after the rainy season is over?"
Mary (pushing me aside, handing lady a paper): "No. Here are the numbers of other neurologists in the area. Try them."
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