Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a page."
Mr. McPayne: "Yeah, are you covering for Dr. Cortex this weekend?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Yes."
Mr. McPayne: "Okay, I need more Vicodin for my pain."
Dr. Grumpy: "What kind of pain are you having, sir?"
Mr. McPayne: "You know, stuff that hurts. I need Vicodin for it. I get it from Dr. Cortex."
Dr. Grumpy: "Is this a new problem?"
Mr. McPayne: "Nope. If I can get some Vicodin I'll be fine."
Dr. Grumpy: "I can't call in narcotics for other doctor's patients on the weekend."
Mr. McPayne: "Why not? It sounds like your phone is working?"
Dr. Grumpy: "I don't know your case at all. You can call on Monday when Dr. Cortex will be back, or go to an ER if you feel this is urgent."
Mr. McPayne: "I ain't going to ER. I just want some Vicodin. Can I come to your office today so you can see me, and I can prove I have pain?"
Dr. Grumpy: "No, sir. My office is closed on Sundays."
Mr. McPayne: "Then can we meet at a McDonald's or something?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Goodbye." (click)
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