الثلاثاء، 10 يونيو 2014
Stop!... Shovel time!
While catching up on reading last weekend I came across this in a medical journal:
"The goal of the project is to supply an interactive system that translates vast amounts of data and scientific literature into insights that professionals can consult to inform their treatment decisions.
"A database, in this case big data, provides the foundation for the potential to use state-of-the-art analytics to generate truly actionable insights."
WTF does that mean?
This is the problem with modern buzzword bullshit. It is, like Macbeth said, "full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." Yet, medical journals are full of similar crap that tells you zilch.
EHR today is the same way. 5-page notes that automatically fill in what medications someone is on, what their allergies are, what their blood pressure is... yet only rarely do you find anything comprehensible telling you what the physician's impression and plan are- WHICH IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE NOTE. Usually it's hidden in the ICD numeric codes, and oftentimes the "plan" says something like "see orders database." Which doesn't help me at all.
Quantity has replaced quality in medical writing, and the problem shows no sign of getting better.
The above collection of horseshit, BTW, was from an article about epilepsy treatment.
الاثنين، 9 يونيو 2014
Rorschach
This is a neuron. It's the basic nerve cell that runs your brain, my brain, pretty much everything's brain:
Sometimes it's hard to leave my job at the office. Work is always on my mind.
One night, when I got home, I found my kids had spilled something in the kitchen. And it reminded me of...
Sigh.
Sometimes it's hard to leave my job at the office. Work is always on my mind.
One night, when I got home, I found my kids had spilled something in the kitchen. And it reminded me of...
Sigh.
الجمعة، 6 يونيو 2014
June 6, 1944
"There have only been a handful of days since the beginning of time on which the direction the world was taking has been changed in one 24-hour period by an act of man. June 6, 1944, was one of them.
"No one can tell the whole story of D-Day. Each of the 60,000 men who waded ashore that day knew a little part of the story too well. To them the landing looked like a catastrophe. Each knew a friend shot through the throat, shot through the knee. Each knew the first names of five hanging dead on the barbed wire offshore, three who lay unattended on the beach as the blood drained from the holes in their bodies. They knew whole tank crews who drowned when their tanks were unloaded in 20 feet of water.
"There were heroes here no one will ever know because they're dead. The heroism of others is known only to themselves.
"What the Americans and the British and the Canadians were trying to do was get back a whole continent that had been taken from its rightful owners. It was one of the most monumentally unselfish things one group of people ever did for another.
"It's hard for anyone who's been in a war to describe the terror of it to anyone who hasn't. How would anyone know that John Lacey died in that clump of weeds by the wagon path as he looked to his left towards Simpson and caught a bullet behind the ear? And if there had been a picture of it - and there weren't any - it would've shown that Lacey was the only one who carried apples for the guys in his raincoat pocket.
"If you think the world is rotten, go to the cemetery at Saint-Laurent-sur-Mer on the hill overlooking the beach. See what one group of men did for another, D-Day, June 6, 1944."
- Andrew Rooney (1919-2011)
الخميس، 5 يونيو 2014
Medicine by committee
I'm with a new patient.
Dr. Grumpy: "What did the MRI show?"
Mr. Triad: "I'm not sure, my other neurologist said..."
Dr. Grumpy: "Wait, you have another neurologist?"
Mr. Triad: "Actually, I have 2 others. I saw both of them earlier this week."
Dr. Grumpy: "Why are you seeing 3 different neurologists?"
Mr. Triad: "Well, it seems like a good idea. I mean, this way if I disagree with something one does I can call the other two, and see what the majority opinion is."
Dr. Grumpy: "Who are the other 2 neurologists?"
Mr. Triad: "I don't want any of you to know who the others are. I think that will help keep all of you impartial."
Long pause.
Dr. Grumpy: "Honestly, I'm really not comfortable with this situation. I can understand someone wanting a 2nd opinion, or even a 3rd, but to have 3 different neurologists trying to manage the same condition, ordering tests, and prescribing medications at the same time... I'm going to have to end this appointment. I won't charge you for it, but I just don't think this is a good idea, and don't want to be a part of it."
Mr. Triad: "You know, that's funny. My 5th cardiologist said the same thing yesterday."
Dr. Grumpy: "What did the MRI show?"
Mr. Triad: "I'm not sure, my other neurologist said..."
Dr. Grumpy: "Wait, you have another neurologist?"
Mr. Triad: "Actually, I have 2 others. I saw both of them earlier this week."
Dr. Grumpy: "Why are you seeing 3 different neurologists?"
Mr. Triad: "Well, it seems like a good idea. I mean, this way if I disagree with something one does I can call the other two, and see what the majority opinion is."
Dr. Grumpy: "Who are the other 2 neurologists?"
Mr. Triad: "I don't want any of you to know who the others are. I think that will help keep all of you impartial."
Long pause.
Dr. Grumpy: "Honestly, I'm really not comfortable with this situation. I can understand someone wanting a 2nd opinion, or even a 3rd, but to have 3 different neurologists trying to manage the same condition, ordering tests, and prescribing medications at the same time... I'm going to have to end this appointment. I won't charge you for it, but I just don't think this is a good idea, and don't want to be a part of it."
Mr. Triad: "You know, that's funny. My 5th cardiologist said the same thing yesterday."
الأربعاء، 4 يونيو 2014
Great deals on prions! This week only!
Dear Major Chrysler, Jeep, & Dodge,
A reader sent me your flyer about the recent Memorial Day car & truck sale.
I can only assume you don't have a lot of customers who are neurologists...
A reader sent me your flyer about the recent Memorial Day car & truck sale.
I can only assume you don't have a lot of customers who are neurologists...
الثلاثاء، 3 يونيو 2014
Methinks I smell a rat
Annie: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Annie."
Mr. Gad: "Hi, I saw Dr. Grumpy a few years ago, and am worried about my records there."
Annie: "What's the problem?"
Mr. Gad: "Well, I'm concerned they might affect a legal action I'm in, and would like to change them."
Annie: "We can't change records, sir. If you feel something is incorrect you can send us a letter and we'll note it in your chart, or you can make an appointment to discuss it further with the doctor."
Mr. Gad: "That won't do. I need you to change my diagnosis."
Annie: "We can't do that."
Mr. Gad: "Okay... How about if you shred my chart and destroy any scheduling records, bills, and whatever that says I was there? I'll pay you, in cash, for your time."
Annie: "I'm sorry, sir, but that's illegal, and we can't do that."
Mr. Gad: "Don't you believe in 'the customer is always right'?"
Annie: "That's not the issue here."
Mr. Gad: "Thanks for nothing." (hangs up)
Mr. Gad: "Hi, I saw Dr. Grumpy a few years ago, and am worried about my records there."
Annie: "What's the problem?"
Mr. Gad: "Well, I'm concerned they might affect a legal action I'm in, and would like to change them."
Annie: "We can't change records, sir. If you feel something is incorrect you can send us a letter and we'll note it in your chart, or you can make an appointment to discuss it further with the doctor."
Mr. Gad: "That won't do. I need you to change my diagnosis."
Annie: "We can't do that."
Mr. Gad: "Okay... How about if you shred my chart and destroy any scheduling records, bills, and whatever that says I was there? I'll pay you, in cash, for your time."
Annie: "I'm sorry, sir, but that's illegal, and we can't do that."
Mr. Gad: "Don't you believe in 'the customer is always right'?"
Annie: "That's not the issue here."
Mr. Gad: "Thanks for nothing." (hangs up)
الاثنين، 2 يونيو 2014
Numbers
How much did your employer give to charity last year?
Contrary to popular belief, American doctors and hospitals give away free care quite often, to the tune of $74.9 billion for 2013. That, in case you don't understand numbers, is a fuck-ton of money. Let's look at the zeros: $74,900,000,000.
Of course, most of it isn't voluntary. There are a lot of uninsured people in America, and, whether you like it or not, you're still paying for them (and always have been, long before the current health policies). Even though they don't have insurance, that doesn't mean they won't get sick or injured and land in the hospital. There they'll likely need labs, tests, medications, supplies, and (of course) doctors and nurses. Since the amount of money charged for medical services are realistically beyond what most can pay, the doctors and hospitals have no choice but to write them off as losses. So you pay for them by higher insurance rates (I've addressed this before).
But the office is a different matter. Most doctors, including me, collect payment up front. Maybe not the full amount, but we copy your insurance card and charge your $50 co-pay (or whatever) before seeing you. The rest we'll bill to your insurance company. For the record, I don't like billing people before their appointment, but it's amazing how many people have "forgotten" their wallet if you try to collect after the visit. Me and my staff have families to support, too.
My point here is that office care generally isn't free, unless previously arranged. To make an appointment you have to have insurance (or agree with our cash prices). Before you even get seen we copy your insurance card and charge you for your share.
Like most doctors, though, I still see the occasional uninsured patient for free. Sometimes as a courtesy to someone else, sometimes because I genuinely feel bad for someone and am trying to help. Most doctors do.
So how much free office care are U.S. doctors voluntarily giving up? Well, for 2013 it was $10.5 billion. $10,500,000,000. I'd still call that a shitload of money (shitload < fuck-ton).
For comparison, let's look at America's biggest retail company: Walmart. According to their own website, last year they gave away roughly $1 billion in cash and merchandise to various charities.
That's a lot, but it's not even 10% of the amount that doctors like me provided. Sam, you're a cheap-wad compared to us (but I love the way your shoppers dress).
Keep that in mind next time you hear some politician or "patient activist" talking about how doctors are all greedy bastards who don't really care about people. Maybe you should ask that person what they gave up to help others.
Odds are they don't have a 6-figure educational loan hanging over their fat heads, either.
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